![]() ![]() The filmmaker re-creates "Armageddon" with transforming robots – with Prime breaking bad and betraying humanity – which presents a core question: Who's the audience for this thing? Not adults who grew up with Optimus and Bumblebee as friends till the end. But Optimus Prime beating the Energon out of his old pal Bumblebee is just plain wrong in Michael Bay's atrocious swan song. 'Transformers: The Last Knight' (2017)īatman battling Superman was disconcerting. A stupid plot about an ancient Decepticon harvesting the Earth’s sun is probably the least of this disaster's shortcomings. Shia LaBeouf’s college kid Sam Witwicky is seduced by a sexy robot spy in a truly unsexy sequence one gigantic Decepticon has a wrecking ball for genitalia another Transformer is so old he needs a walker and two Autobots are racial stereotypes gone wrong. This is not only a bad movie by "Transformers" standards, but it’s also one of the worst movies ever, period. 'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' (2009) The new '90s-set film "Rise of the Beasts" is out, so let's see how it fits into the canon with the definitive ranking of "Transformers" movies: 8. Series mainstays Optimus Prime and Bumblebee have had human allies in stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Mark Wahlberg and now Anthony Ramos and Dominique Fishback, yet no one goes to a "Transformers" movie to see the people. It’s all about the explosions, heroic Autobots throwing haymakers at evil Decepticons, and robots transforming into cars and planes and tanks and stuff. They might have an abundance of robots in disguise, but over the years, the "Transformers" have not been able to hide their terribleness.Ĭalling the big-screen versions of the 1980s cartoon/toy franchise a mixed bag would be generous – quite a few have been absolute garbage fires. ![]()
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